I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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