What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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