quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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