Christians are straight up FREAKS
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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