A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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