i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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