this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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