I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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