NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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