her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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