JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
