mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
