your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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