So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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