Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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