you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
