i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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