Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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