Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
