I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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