turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
wow bdsm is so cute
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