The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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