This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm getting married
To pizza
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Randomize
