I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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