she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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