You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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