Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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