When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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