Barsexuality is the new black.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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