just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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