yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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