So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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