it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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