I just pynch a tree in the face
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
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i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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