yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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