He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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