If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize
