Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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