Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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