Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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