it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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