Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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