so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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