I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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