glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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