So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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