So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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