If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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