...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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