I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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