I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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