Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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