I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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