So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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